Celery-ty

By Dr. Andy Lange (larry_ottman@msn.com)

* Brussels Sprout

Roll stamina+survival against a difficulty of 6 to fill the room (or general area) with the overwhelming stench of a brussels sprout. This horrible odor permeates the very membrane of one's flesh, causing terrible iritation to the skin and vomiting in mortals. All actions (including yours) are at -2 dice until the stench dissipates.

** Popcorn

Hold out an ear of corn and the kernals will fly off in all sorts of directions. This is mainly a distraction, but can cause mass hysteria (and major damage) if one were to coat the corn with a substance (say, superglue or 12M HCL [metal-eating acid]). Spend one blood to perform this action. Protective gear is advised.

*** The Great Tomato Debate

Roll Manipulation+Science to cause everyone to stop what they're doing for a few minutes and begin to debate whether the tomato is a vegetable or a fruit. Spend 1 Willpower to prevent yourself from getting caught up in the debate.

*** Tomato Bomb

Throw a tomato. It will explode like a grenade. This does 1 pt. of damage. Also works with bell peppers.

**** Power of the Onion

Spend 2 blood to cause a part of your body to become onion-like. This is especially useful in battle, because if you are cut or pierced, an onion scent will cause your attacker to recoil and cry. "In onion there is strength," -paraphrase of Abraham Lincoln.

***** Grand Tomato Sorcery

Roll Celery-ity+Wits to turn an ordinary household tomato into a living attack machine oddly reminiscent of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." It will obey your commands, and will remain alive until the end of the scene or until destroyed. You can create a number of Attack Tomatoes equal to your Perception.