Cheatean

By Eric Ross (loreweilder@hotmail.com)

Author's Comments

This is a humorous discipline inspirred by some dweebs in a chronicle I was involved in. All of these "powers" were used in an actual LARP.

Basic

Ninja Sense: Allows the character to use out-of-character knowledge in game. This gives access to plots, secrets, and info on all other WoD organizations. Overhear the storyteller outlining a plot to the narrators? Great, now you don't need to bother with pesky role playing; just cut to the end of the story!!

Elder's Wisdom: Allows the player to determine his own experience rewards for a game, to a maximum of 85 per session.

Intermediate

Lost Wisdom: Gives player automatic access to ancient rituals, paths, mystic and holy artifacts, lost disciplines, or any other rare powers. Also allows "stacking" of rituals such as Deflection of the Wooden Doom, which normally allow only one active at a time.

Advanced

Puppet Master: Makes the character a high ranking member of, or even leader of, a multinational organization! Whether a U.S. government office determined to destroy Pentex, or a Caitiff gang taking out Colombian drug cartels, you're there!

Note

These powers work best without interference from those pesky Storytellers, so we recommend not telling them. Further, they take no experience to advance, and need not be recorded on the characters sheet.

P.S. I didn't make any of this up.