Dennis

By Ian Cunningham. A discipline of the Moo-kavians.

Description

Dennis, a new Discipline for Camarilla Malkavians (guess you're outta luck, Jon!)

* Secret Identity

This allows the Malkavian to create a new identity by simply wearing a pair of glasses and acting like a wuss, or by dressing up like a bat half the time. This disguise is so good that everyone will go to absurd lengths to avoid seeing through it.

** Super Powers

This gives one the ability to shoot laser beams out of one's eyes and to fly around disobeying the laws of inertia.

*** Merchandising

With this, the vampire can create grossly overpriced items emblazoned with his appearance, and with a successful Manipulation + Intimidation can get Stupid Fanboys to buy them! Great for quick cash!

**** Crossover

This allows the Malkavian to go into another Universe, and fight with another popular member of said Universe, increasing Revenues for both.

***** Mainstream Acceptance

This allows the Vampire to become accepted as part of popular culture and get her own TV show on ABC in a good time slot, get articles written about her in TV Guide, and, should you ever die, the media will devote inordinate amounts of attention to the fact.