By TCSHAN (tcshan@aol.com)
"Whoever coined the term 'playing God' never knew just what hard work it really is."
Akashic Brotherhood: The Akashics seemed too much like a kung-fu group or a bad video game. I prefer philosophical debates, and think Zen-type stuff and Dynamic philosophy make an interesting combo.
"They tend to prance around in idiotic costumes, but their spirits are noble, and they bring up interesting questions."
Celestial Chorus: With all due respect to religion, the Choristers didn't seem to know the answers, or even show interest in them.
"The One works in mysterious ways. How can we explain Her grand design to atheists?"
Cult of Ecstasy: I almost joined the Cult, but I don't wanna ruin my health with drugs and illicit sex, you know? The Dynamics seem cool, though.
"When they sit down and talk, yawn city. But when the costume party starts, it gets cool."
Dreamspeakers: I get the Gaia thing, but what about, you know, the rest of the universe?
"They are willing to listen to us, but ask questions for which we have no answer."
Euthanatos: Too creepy! I'd rather find my answers on this side of the Shadowlands, know what I mean?
"Like their parent Tradition, they have interesting ideas about exploring reality."
Hollow Ones: This is one Orphan who's found a home, guys! But don't worry; once we've got our own reality, we'll share it with you guys at the Way Down.
"Don't get me started, OK? Buncha dorks in stupid costumes..."
Order of Hermes: I agree with the belief that magic should benefit mankind, but I'm not into that New Age stuff.
"Which is really quite sad; I've been working on this mathematical model of the universe..."
Sons of Ether: Like a lot of parents, the Sons of Ether mean well, but don't seem to approve of their offspring's decisions. But like any child, the Dynamics just need some proper nurturing.
"Hmm, yes, wait just a second . . ." [Walks out, hysterical laughter] "What was that silly Schneider thinking?!"
Verbena: There is a power in nature, but how does it work?
"Grown men and women running around in ridiculous costumes! How foolish. Are they even mages?"
Virtual Adepts: The Adepts should see our VR experiments! If this reality doesn't want them, they can have ours.
"They trust us enough to use VR. They seem pretty wary of the other Techno-Traditions, though..."
Kindred: Long as they don't suck us, we don't get mad. Their undeath's worth studying, though . . .
"They're dangerous bastards, you hear? One of them was a walking sunbeam! Called himself Solarman or some shit. I almost got killed just being in the same area."
Garou: They share the same belief in Gaia as the Dreamspeakers! Interesting.
"You wanna know how it all works? Three words: Wyrm, Wyld, Weaver. Simple as that."
Wraiths: We've got some members who're able to enter the Shadowlands in a near-death state. They hang around for a few minutes, then 'resurrect'. Interesting place for theories, but hazardous.
"Some of them have spent some time here. They call themselves the Shadow Force. One of them managed to rip off a piece from a Spectre before 'going back'! I hope he suffered no ill effects..."
Changelings: OK folks. Just don't strike up a conversation with a nocker or get too near a pooka.
"So far, we've learned more from them than they from us. They seem to reduce Banality just by existing!"