MULERS

By B. Miller (axemurderer4hire@hotmail.com)

Author's note

This were-species is the twisted creation of B. Miller. Give credit were credit is due. It took me nearly 3 hours of heavy drinking and looking at Internet pornography to come up with all of this, let alone type it. I will take any and all comments, nude self portraits, hate mail, questions, or requests at axemurderer4hire@hotmail.com. Thank yous go out to my fresh homies on the midwestside, mommie, and Jesus Crist, our lord and savior....

History

Mulers were the result of an incident between a drunk were-donkey and an equally drunk were-horse. About 9 months down the line a muler was born. These beasts are only produced in this manner (thank God or whoever).

Description

Mulers in homid form tend to be fairly pudgy and short. In Manbi, they gain hooves and grow hair in funny places. In Didit, they stand about 3 inches taller than in Homid. They stand like a normal man but look just like a big dumb mule. For no explainable reason, in their Muko form they look like a beatiful stallion, more marvelous than any horse in the world. This changes when they hit Mule form. They look like a normal mule, only uglier. They also are quite stupid in all forms. There was one case of an intelligent one but it got hit by a truck driven by another, much stupider member of his race.

Stats

Form	Str	Sta	App	Int
Manbi (Glabro)	+1	+1	-2	-1
Didit (Crinos)	+2	+3	0	1
Muko (Hispo)	+2	+2	5	1
Mule (Lupus)	+1	+2	-2	1

Totems

None. If you were a spirit, would you want to associate yourself with a bunch of morons?

Gifts

None. Would you want these guys running around with some power. Sorry, I prefer my world safe.

War of Rage

They were left alone during the War of Rage. The 13 tribes just thought that they would eventually die off on their own.

Breed

They only have one breed, Metis.

Auspice

They don't have an auspice. Instead they go by what the mother was.

Horesk: Mother was a were-horse.

Donesk: Mother was a were-donkey.

Rage:

Horesk: 3 Rage

Doresk: 1 Rage

Gnosis

With their low intelligence, these poor fools failed to hop on the Gnosis band wagon. Poor, poor fools.

Willpower

These Bete all start with 3 Willpower points and they do not go above 6.

Role-playing tips

1. Drink a whole hell of alot of beer before the game.

2. Beat your head in with a blunt object until you suffer brain damage.

3. Grow up in a redneck hillbilly town.

4. Don't.