By Chris Cashman (ringofan@internetx.net)
Gangrel: Hey they are our cousins, yet if they were smart enough to grow wings they could escape their beatnik lives.
Malkavian: They are the only only ones who are really looking to escape . . . reality.
Nosferatu: These monsters are truly hideous, but they do like animals!
Toreador: Oh what a bunch of stuck up snobs! I don't care what the hell they think about me.
Tremere: Hocus pocus my ass!
Ventrue: For people who preach the Camarilla, they sure don't follow it.
Assamites: Take the first three letters of their name . . .
Daughters of Cacophony: Never seen 'em!
Followers of Set: Why worship the slithering snakes when you can fly with the eagles?
Giovanni: Get these so called magicians a bib!
Ravnos: The 2nd best examples of freedom among the kindred. Now if they could only fly . . .
Salubri: Hey if they mess with me I'll peck that third eye out!
Samedi: Ewww!
The Sabbat: I may not be Camarilla but I'd rather turn into a chicken and run across a busy highway then be Sabbat scum!