By Ryan LaBarge (neoenzo@geocities.com) for the Lumberjacks of Caine
| 10 | Not eating heartily. |
| 9 | Not having syrup with your "meal". A real lumberjack puts syrup on everything! |
| 8 | Losing your axe. How can you work without an axe? |
| 7 | Not wearing a hat to cover your head. Remember bald is not beautiful! |
| 6 | Letting some willfully not wear their flannel, inexcusable! |
| 5 | Willfully not wearing your flannel. Not wearing your flannel is a sign of disrespect to Scott! |
| 4 | Spilling syrup on your flannel. Unclean flannel is a disgrace to Scott! |
| 3 | Chopping down a tree in another "pack's" territory. |
| 2 | Disobeying your "pack" leader. |
| 1 | Letting some believe that you are not in fact Caine! This is inexcusable! |