Path of Bloke

By Mr. Badger (mbadger@es.co.nz)

"Get a load of the tits on that one! Wiggle over here love and Išll show you how a real man drinks! Donšt like the look of the guy on your arm, bit faggy isnšt he?"


Nicknames


History


Basic Beliefs


Ethics of this Path


Hierarchy of sins


Notes

  1. Blokes are obsessed with their genitalia. It is the focus of their unlives as much as anything rational. They protect it and more often than not refer to it as a separate entity eg "Mr Wobbly," "Hercules," etc.

    System: Followers of the Path must make mention or touch their genitalia at least once per Scene. If the opportunity to make a lewd reference arrives then it must be undertaken without delay. As the Path becomes stronger in a person he gains confidence in his actions. A notable master of this Rank, known as the fiend, can manifest an aura of 'lewd reference.' As such he need not actually speak but people will always know what he was thinking at the time. Also followers of the Path must inspect their genitalia upon waking for the evening. This is a reflex action of most Blokes and involves a bit of a wiggle with a soothing tone of voice. Failure to make the Gonad check means the Bloke will be operating at -3 Willpower due to doubt and uncertainty.

  2. Blokes can only show approved emotion in company. These emotions range along rage, anger, disgust, loathing, lust and desire. If a famous sports star should die/retire then a Bloke may shed a single tear or feel a little bit sad. If kicked in the genitalia then a Bloke may actually cry a little, but only a little bit and it had better have been a decent blow which did it. A single tear from either eye is about it, no more.

  3. By different this can mean; colour, race, religion, height, weight, fashion sense, sports team, physique, car they drive, their friends, music, place of birth, Clan, sexual orientation, age, and so on and so forth. Anyone who is different to a Bloke is to be ridiculed as often as possible. If the target is too different the person should be hit with something large and heavy, having sharp bits would be an advantage also.

  4. Real Blokes don't call back, don't remember phone numbers or addresses. That's what friends are for after all. Using the phone too often can make one 'girly' and so should be avoided, hence the no call back response. Blokes develop an entire language all of their own. It mainly consists of grunts and growls with the often thrown in exhale of air from some orifice or other. Blokes have been known to hold entire conversations without an actual word being said by any participant. Blokes live in a world of their own and as such have terms of reference common only to them. The description of 'girly' is used as often as possible to identify foreign or unknown traits amongst a Bloke's environment. Someone who drives slowly can be called 'girly' as well as a building painted in a bright colour. Along the same lines is the term 'faggy.' To be classified as 'faggy' is an equivalent of having a Blood Hunt called against you. The same means of classification for 'girly' is used for 'faggy' eg any damn thing at all.

  5. Real Blokes don't fail, at all, in anything. Blokes can build, fight, have sexual intercourse and generally eat anything they would ever want to. A Bloke can do any damn thing they put their minds to. Legends exist of Blokes building suspension bridges out of insulation tape and coat hangers, running 20 kilometres in 5 minutes, eating 38 large pizza's and still drinking 63 pints of lager. All these are true and many more. At this Rank of the Path of Bloke any form of failure means mental anguish and as such is not allowed.

Description of followers


Preferred Disciplines


Special Abilities