By Eugene Zimmerman (genezimm@earthlink.net)
| 10 | Not knowing all the words to every Disney song, movie and cartoon |
| 9 | Not knowing the eye color of every heroine and telling each person you meet that their eyes are the color of so and so Disney character. |
| 8 | Not meditating on the importance of Mickey an hour a night |
| 7 | Not traveling to Disneyland or World once a decade |
| 6 | Speaking of Mickey and Minnie in a lewd manner. |
| 5 | Trapping a Mouse. |
| 4 | Killing a Mouse. |
| 3 | Failure to name the last three Disney movies. |
| 2 | Failing to show devotion to Mickey by watching Disney channel every week. |
| 1 | Renouncing the Mickey in us all. |
| 10 | Failure to destroy any and all Camarilla elders you meet |
| 9 | Failure to commit diablerie when given the opportunity |
| 8 | Failure to tell the servants of Mickey (Sabbat) info on Camarilla |
| 7 | Not telling other Malkavians about the Path of the Mouse |
| 6 | Telling the Camarilla about the plans of the followers of Mickey (Sabbat). |
| 5 | Harming a follower of Mickey (Sabbat) |
| 4 | Killing a follower of Mickey |
| 3 | Diablerizing a follower of Mickey |
| 2 | Telling any human or ghoul about the path |
| 1 | Renouncing the Mickey in us all |