By Eugene Zimmerman (genezimm@earthlink.net)
10 | Not knowing all the words to every Disney song, movie and cartoon |
9 | Not knowing the eye color of every heroine and telling each person you meet that their eyes are the color of so and so Disney character. |
8 | Not meditating on the importance of Mickey an hour a night |
7 | Not traveling to Disneyland or World once a decade |
6 | Speaking of Mickey and Minnie in a lewd manner. |
5 | Trapping a Mouse. |
4 | Killing a Mouse. |
3 | Failure to name the last three Disney movies. |
2 | Failing to show devotion to Mickey by watching Disney channel every week. |
1 | Renouncing the Mickey in us all. |
10 | Failure to destroy any and all Camarilla elders you meet |
9 | Failure to commit diablerie when given the opportunity |
8 | Failure to tell the servants of Mickey (Sabbat) info on Camarilla |
7 | Not telling other Malkavians about the Path of the Mouse |
6 | Telling the Camarilla about the plans of the followers of Mickey (Sabbat). |
5 | Harming a follower of Mickey (Sabbat) |
4 | Killing a follower of Mickey |
3 | Diablerizing a follower of Mickey |
2 | Telling any human or ghoul about the path |
1 | Renouncing the Mickey in us all |