By Andrew Fowler (vlfowler@netins.net)
"Those fiends only want to be Assamites."
Brujah: Their packs make sure that there is no free thought.
"I say that they donšt run with the pack, but are tied to them anyway. I hate 'em."
Daughters of Cacophony: Just like Toreador, except they arenšt alert enough to stop singing. How annoying.
"If they pay us, we donšt care."
Gangrel: One Word: Neanderthals. The Gangrel are the opposite of natural evolution.
"They donšt bother us much. Ergo, we donšt bother them much."
Giovanni: They are a lot like us. Therefore, we should diablerize Augustus and take their throne as a clan.
"A joke; pathetic things."
Lasombra: Crappy progenitors who started the Paulo for some strange reason. Itšs very good we're not them.
"They left Lasombra and became jokes; what stupid things. Yet, we allow them to live with us. Why?"
Malkavian: Put 'em in the state hospital.
"Heehee"
Nosferatu: Giant Sewer Alligators that live under the streets of New York.
"We provide them with information, and they treat us like scum. Almost as bad as the Nictuku."
Ravnos: Good friends.
"They pay us for entertainment, and they appreciate. They are the mulo I associate with most."
Salubri: They act like a fundementalist cult.
"Them?!"
Samedi: Have you ever seen "Night of the Living Dead?"
"Just as good as the Giovanni, and just as good as us. Strange ones!"
Toreador: Fine.
"They are fine, except for many of their habits."
Tremere: Zap. I think that they would do better as Characters in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.
"All of them should be named anathema"
Tzimisce: I'd like it if you stopped acting like Dracula.
"What fiends! They use our Ignoblis Ritae but refuse to join!"
Ventrue: It really is too bad that the Camarilla exists.
"Pshh. They are worse than the Sabbat."
Camarilla: Our restrictors. Off with their heads.
"Kill them all."
Sabbat: Cruel. Monstrous. Dreadful. Our allies at times.
"They are offenders and criminals, except when they follow the Path of Power and the Inner Voice. . ."
Garou: The Red Talons are attack dogs, but I donšt mind the Glass Walkers or Shadow Lords.
"Such Wyrm-things must all be killed."
Mages: See my comments on the Tremere.
"No such beings can interfere with our work. They have a purpose, like most Kindred."
Wraiths: Necromancy takes care of them.
"Perhaps they will stop inquisting about our world, and start questioning theirs."
Changelings: The Sluagh are our associates. Boggans are dull. Redcaps could lighten up. Eshu are like Daughters of Cacophony. Trolls are too stoic, and Sidhe are far more arrogant then the Chanteur Guild.
"They work with us, and perhaps there might be a way to stop the Camarilla."
Bastet: They serve us at times, but at other times, they annoy and spy on us.
"Their pryio is strange, but I assume we can coexist. Hopefully."