Poopery

By Captain Walker (scar@liberty.liberty.com) and Handel W. Care (P.R.Church@massey.ac.nz)

Description

Poopery is the discipline of causing yourself or a selected target to poop uncontrollably. Now, most vampires don't have poop anywhere in their horrible unholy undead bodies, but this discipline can create a large amount of poop in them mystically. (Yeah, dumb explanation, but that's Poopery.) There is more to the art of Poopery explained below. Poopist Kindred can be identified by their occasional unexplained excusing of themselves to make a short trip to the nearest bathroom.

As a side-effect of Poopery, Poopist Kindred have Poop Buildup, thus their need to take long, painful dumps that cost a blood point every time their Poop Pool is full. Every time a Poopist uses Poopery, she must add a point to her Poop Pool, to a maximum of her blood pool maximum. Reaching full Poop Points, she must go to the bathroom, even in the middle of combat.

* Aquas Flatulus

You can cause one selected target to poop her pants.

System: The difficulty is 7, roll Manipulation + Poopery. Target is at -1 dice pool and social rolls are two severities harder until clothes are changed.

** Manus Faecalis

You can cause a limb of a target to become pure poop.

System: The difficulty is 8, roll Manipulation + Poopery. Causes one aggravated wound, healed in the normal manner. Soakable with Fortitude only, difficulty 8. Roll 1d10 to discern consistency : 1= diarrhea - 10= sunbaked cowpat. The target is unable to use the limb: -3 dice pool for actions needing both hands or using off hand, -1 otherwise; -3 dice pool for movement related actions if leg.

*** Porcelain Curse

You can cause a target to experience painful constipation or embarrassing diarrhea.

System: The difficulty is 7; roll Manipulation + Poopery. Target is at -3 dice pool for the scene.

**** Consume Sewage

You can force a target to immediately seek out waste matter, unstoppably and unswervingly, and eat it.

System: Roll Charisma + Poopery, difficulty target's willpower. Target loses one willpower per success of yours as she writhes in disgust at what she does. Target will also take a point of damage per success in throwing up afterwards (soakable, difficulty 4).

***** Protean Poop

You can turn a target into a pile of bat turds.

System: Roll Pooppery + Willpower, difficulty the target's Willpower. The target takes unsoakable, non-aggravated amage per success. Poop transformation can be healed with blood but once the the target is incapacitated, he is shit. A botch turns you into Ernest Borgnine for a day.

****** and above

You don't want to know. I don't.