By Hastur7 (staffler@wycol.com)
"I am not touching that one!"
Brujah: Don't push me buddy! I'll kick your ass!
"Get your smelly fuckin' ass outta my haven!"
Followers of Set: Something here stinks worse than even we do!
"How sad, they so want to fit in, and what applications this has!"
Gangrel: We don't share havens, so our paths don't cross often.
"Quagmirs? What the hell is a Quagmir?"
Giovanni: Look at them. They aren't the only ones with money you know!
"If you're so damn rich, then you can afford a bath!"
Lasombra: They're our bosses. They accept us.
"They're idiots, but they do good work. I like 'em!"
Malkavians: They are the sick bastards that did this to us. We will make them pay!
"Yeah, we got one thing to say to that: Dingle knocker! Hahahaha!"
Nosferatu: Our brothers. They know the pain of ugliness and smelliness.
"We feel your pain. Come visit anytime!"
Ravnos: Illusionists. Bet even they can't cover this smell up!
"I'll say! Phew! What died in here?"
Toreador: How beautiful, how happy they must be. How I envy them.
"You have a lot to envy. Now please go wash up!"
Tzimisce: They're pissed because we know their flesh crafting skills.
"We will find out who taught them too you. Then you will pay."
Tremere: Gee, people hate you more than us! What is up with that?
"I thought I told you too leave."
Ventrue: Damn Richies. Let this happen to us.
"Why do you blame us. It's your own fault your clan is like this!"
Caitiff: They don't smell! That's just not fair!
Camarilla: It's their fault this happened! Why did they let this happen!
Sabbat: Bunch of crazies, but at least they don't turn us away. Unlike some people!