By Vincent Perry and Alan Fattarini
True Brujah: Learned and Wise. Treat them with respect and as equals.
Gangrel: Great guys if you're into nature books. Their stories of the garou are fun to hear.
Malkavian: From madness can be found inspiration. Listen to Malkav's children for their hidden wisdom.
Nosferatu: Though our parent clan despises them you will never find a better source of information for writing.
Toreador: Our parent clan; Act as one of them; they are our brothers and sisters.
Tremere: Evil as the Baali; they all must die one way or another.
Ventrue: Patrons of art, yes. Leaders of all vampires, NO!
Caitiff: Respect them as a stray dog. Do not ever consider them equals. If you find one with talent make it a Toreador.
Assamites: Hunters, killers, artist of death. Respect them and stay out of their way.
Followers of Set: Snakes! Hunt them, expose them, then call a Samedi to kill them.
Giovanni: They killed Capadocions; do the same for them.
Ravnos: Great guys. Lots of fun. Don't ever trust one!
Salubri: Respect them and help hide them. The children of Saulot must be preserved.
Daughters of Cacophony: Singers cult; bet thats the least of it. Write songs for them. Keep an eye on them.
Samedi: The children of Capadocious; help them when you can.
Lasombra: Avoid them when you can; kill them when you can not.
Tzimisce: Hunt them, burn them all.
Old clan Tzimisce: Great guys though a bit scary.
Nagaraja: Hmmm...no comment.
Baali: Burn baby burn.
Gargoyles: Poor things; free them if you can.
Kiasyd: True wisdom can be found in this clan.
Sabbat: Fools.
Camarilla: Puppets.
Inconnu: They think they pull all the strings? Ha! Bull!
Antedeluvians: Caine is the one to fear not the founders of the clans.