10, Number of the Soul

By Shelly Luzny (sluzny@ev1.net)

Description

Many long debates and wars have been fought over the mysterious 10th sphere; I have solved it all. The 10th sphere is -- Dunh dunh dunnnnhhhhh -- Soul. Your long search is over. Please don't stop now; it gets funny, really I swear, please. Thank you. Achievement of this wonderful sphere is quite simple despite the look on your face.

Step 1: Meet a friend at a coffee shop.

Step 2: Read Chicken Soup for the Tenth Sphere.

Step 3: Wear a black turtle neck, jeans, and an odd barrette looking thing.

Step 4: Write a poem or limerick (no dirty ones -- they do not count) with a "deep" or "inner" meaning.

Step 5: Continue to read this inspiring and very groovy time consuming page.

Anyone who completes this 5 simple steps may be eligible for Souldom hood.

I have even compiled a list of simple starting talisman to give you a jump start:

Hat of Despair

Tight Turtle Neck

I appreciate the time you have devoted to this soul letter. It is cool. You are cool. I am cool. We are all cool together. The tenth sphere is cool. Soul is cool. Everyone who had a part in this me and you are cool. Cool.