Stupidity

By Prince Darien aka Nekkid Red Bow Tie Man aka T.F. MalkNeil

Description

A Discipline for Malks who can't get enough of MTV's gruesome teenage twosome.

* Fire! Fire!

Spend one blood point and roll wits + perception (difficulty 7) to set a target object ablaze (more fun and less filling than Lure of Flames, eat your heart out Tremere).

** Nachos

Spend a blood point to create a nice big helping of nachos (yummy!). Huh-huh, nachos are cool!

*** Headbanging

Spend a willpower point to force a target shmoe to headbang until he becomes unconcious. I don't even have to tell you how much fun this power can be at a Ventrue board meeting.

**** We're Gonna Score

Roll charisma + subterfuge (difficulty 6) to implant in a target the uncontrollable urge to do the horizontal mambo with you (much more practical than that Dominate crap). For a real party, use the following ingredients: A Tremere elder, a video camera, a successful roll on the "We're Gonna Score" power. Make sure the tape is "accidentely" distributed to all the other Tremere in the city, the Prince, and the Vienna chantry (can you say "diablerie?").

***** Thingies

Spend one blood point and one willpower to make target male grow huge thingies. The effects of this power last for 10 days. Try using this on a Prince or a Justicar if you really want some laughs at a Conclave.