The Famous Umbrella

By Robert Scott Wilson (truman1997@aol.com)

Level 4 Treasure

Description

This is the most umm, interesting object I've ever come up with. It seems to be well-nigh indestructible, able to take acid rain or bat falling bricks out of the air. It's also useful for parrying large trout. ;) It is extremely easy to reconstitute after being torched. The main drawback is that it annoys everyone except the owner and is frequently stolen or set on fire. That's why it's so difficult to destroy so that it can go on being annoying. I've got arrangements for a backup though, which will be flame-retardant and have an easily sharpened wooden tip. These plans tend to keep the vampires from setting it aflame...