Hagbutt
By Hagbutt (habelmon@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au)
* Groorar
This allows you to speak complete bullshit, but have people believe that you are a new music sensation.
** Rangrong
This enables you to visit Secret Valley and kill that Miles shithead once and for all.
*** Oogwang
This enables you to understand Tremere.
**** FROoOOOOoOo
This gives you shiny teeth, without brushing.
***** Ohdearieme
This enables you to start Gehenna. Arr.